The Gadler family has been in the proud business of human gas production for many generations. Our direct ancestor Pedo Gassler, first came to America on a fart driven sailing ship christened the Windflower. As the head Fartsmith and Rear Admiral, he was credited with the sole propulsion of the vessel and the safe passage to the New World. As cleaner forms of transportation came into being, Pedo's methods fell into disfavor. Facing ridicule and persecution, he changed his name to Gadler and went into seclusion. It was there that he vowed to pass his talents on to all of his progeny in order to continue the Gassler legacy. His teachings were combined into a unified theory of human gas expulsion known as Gastrocity...

We're not going to baffle you with anymore B.S. It's this simple: We're brothers, we burp, we fart, we write music, we always have... Enjoy the music and Happy Holidays!